Thought everyone would enjoy this.
TO:
GOD
FROM:
THE DOG
Dear
God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only
reversed?
Dear
God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom,
if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to
heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the
same old story?
Dear
God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar,
the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray,
and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often
do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a
nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the
'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler
Beagle'?
Dear
God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and
no human hears him, is he still a bad
Dog?
Dear
God: We Dogs can understand human verbal
instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns,
clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans
understand?
Dear
God: More meatballs, less spaghetti,
please.
Dear
God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are,
will I have to apologize?
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Dear
God: Let me give you a list of just some of the
things I must remember to be a good
Dog.
1. I
will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or
after they throw it up.
2. I
will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just
because I like the way they
smell.
3. The
Litter Box is not a cookie
jar.
4. The
sofa is not a 'face
towel'.
5. The
garbage collector is not stealing our
stuff..
6. I
will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when
he's on the
toilet.
7.
Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an
unacceptable way of saying
'hello'.
8.
I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm under the coffee table
.
9.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house - not after.
10.
I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my
butt.
11.
I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick
my crotch.
12.
The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with
him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a
good thing.
P.S.
Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my
testicles back?
'Until
one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains
unawakened'
HUG YOUR DOG
TODAY!