Farting a crime?

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    Farting a crime?

     Yes it appears that the police can arrest you for farting should you point your blast in their direction. Be aware, be cautious, and cross your fingers and hope that you do not get pulled over for speeding after having that huge bean burrito for lunch.

     

    http://www.nbc10.com/automotive/17555240/detail.html

    SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

     

    Authorities said Jose Cruz was pulled over for driving without headlights. Police said he smelled of alcohol and failed three field sobriety tests. He was hand-cuffed and taken to the police station for a Breathalyzer test.

     

    A criminal complaint charged that Cruz scooted his chair toward an officer, then lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly."

    Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but he said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman.

     

    He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

     

    He faces charges that include drunken driving and battery on a police officer.

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    Oh ... my ... Gawd!  I'm just gonna take a guess here that the policeman in question does NOT have a dog that shares his bed. Big Smile

    Joyce

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     Hope no police show up at my house tonight. It's been a party here with the farts Lillie AND Joker have been putting out ALL day long. Ick!

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    It's a crime when I pass gas, precisely because it is toxic. As in, evacuate the neighborhood.

     

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    The charges were dropped. But sadly I would bet that the officer did not receive any counselling as to the proper use of his "powers".

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    Poor Tar would end up in the big house for sure. He's been killing us lately.

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     Mwahaha!  They'd never catch Crusher...he's silent but oh so deadly!

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    I am going to quietly leave the room now.................and blame the dog!

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     Since reading about this incident I have been threatening my DH with a 911 call for battery.

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     haha that is funny. Police battery indeed!

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    And a man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

    Roses are red.

    Violets are blue.

    If skunks had a college

    They'd call it P.U.

     

    Thankyouverymuch.

     

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    ron2

    And a man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

    Roses are red.

    Violets are blue.

    If skunks had a college

    They'd call it P.U.

     

    Thankyouverymuch.

     

    OH MAH GAWD! LOL Big Smile I'm going to be laughing about that for the rest of the night!