Avoiding and surviving Lion attacks

    • Gold Top Dog

    Avoiding and surviving Lion attacks

    Now I spoke with Susie about this very thing today as Lion attacks are becoming very frequent around here. They come fast and seemingly from no where. You always have to be on your guard.

    Now being aware of your surroundings and PREVENTING run in's with Lions is always always the best plan. BUT we all know that sometimes, stuff happens...and you get caught in a very scary and potentially worrisome situation...what then?

    Susie agreed to put herself in the path of danger to save others out there...because she is brave. As she said "I've lived my life...I'm doing this for my children"...so please do pay attention and really absorb this...she did after all risk her life to share the information...

    When faced with imminent attack by a Lion you should attempt to slowly...and carefully manuver your way...to safety. Use the relatively ungainly size of the beast to your advantage...then run like hell:

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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     LOL!

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is really too cute!!   My kids were looking for the lion an found the intentional joke to ne pretty funny !!

     

    Susie come hang out in Alabama with the Bwana Pack and we can teach you how to distract and set up the lion Or we can teach you  how to Set them up  just to freak the lion out ! Both are a lot of fun and you can have a blast !!

     

    Hugs the Pack at Bwana

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    Dear Susie,

    Monwoe an me wud like to tank u fer being so bwave.  Dat lion luks furocious!!  Yur courage and quick thinkin' weally helped us all to learn how to avoid dose huge lion attacks.

    By de way, wen u "run like hell" do u go stwaight or all zig-zaggy like.

    Yur fwend,

    Moe Rison

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    dunt matter whatchoo do boyz...jes doo it faaaast! LOL.

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    No worries - I iz weally fast!

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    Hahaha! Susie looks PISSED! Big Smile 

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    Aw Susie, that lion looks pretty friendly.  And, can double for a carport...LOL  Big Smile

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    I think Thor wants a Lion attack, at least some kind of attack, he needs a friend!!