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ooooooooo-TAY -- billy sez [dang an he's allWAYS rite] I gotta put big key 'paces tween words. This human stuff is WEEERD.
Gotta say TANKS folks! Billy sez y'all sended me fairy dust an good thinks an prayers - this is FUNNNNN-er than anyfing. Wowwwwwwwww I did THIS! (HA I see why he likes that spanYELL thing - it's fun seein big ledders.)
My cuddle-man calls me Tinky. the Foodlady-Mom-person calls me Tink. I gots a big sistur LUnaaa an I chase her ALL over tha place (she likes it). Kee ... she's preddy slow, but heck, she's ok.
me, billy n LUnaaaa runnin
foods yum ... lotsa bafs, but they's o-TAY cos I don't itch. An I get WEET FREEES (Billy sez 'treets';) dunno what 'weet free' means but they's gud. An just ~~~I~~~ gets em when I gets a baf.
I gets ta be INside here where it's not so hot. But we kin go outside fur a run (me 'n LUnaaa mostly) an then they lets us back in! whoooohoooo! I was fraidy girl at first cos where I was fore, onct they putted me OUTside I hadda stay. Then I got sore an sick.
Vets - we got LOTSA vets here. Not like back ware I was -- these is nice folks an gots WEET FREES an other good stuff. Even the one place where they sticked me wif needles gave me the tummy owie -- they wuz NICE. Everbuddy smiles. plays .... feels good.
Billy sez I lerns fast -- I LOVE mazzanines -- PAPER (reed it then chew it!). but theyz got words on em. Mom duzn't leve this puter thing much but this tipin thin is funner than anything.
sometimez it's hard ... they don't want me ta bark when they come home -- an shoot -- I'm tha only one who duz so I don't do it much no more. The cuddle-man don't like me eatin red cups. But theyz a good chew!!
I gots ta get more of this fairy dust stuff -- Billy sez it must be what makes me jump so hi -- it's FUN.
I ~not~ scowlin -- sun's in my eys!

billl-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy whaddya mean I can't tipes MORE??? I just stardin!!