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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted : 7/21/2008 2:46:14 PM

I just found this online, thought it was cute...actually, on this website, http://www.petsplace.co.za/humour.htm, there's a couple cute sayings and jokes that have to do with dogs.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me!

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please,

please!

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light.

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.........

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

THE CAT'S ANSWER: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

AuroraLove

Posted : 7/21/2008 3:04:47 PM

Oh the best were the Border Collie and Australian Shepherd replies, LOL they had me cracking up!

If there was a pit bull one it'd say...

APBT: light bulb? Ooh is that edible?

BlackLabbie

Posted : 7/21/2008 3:07:49 PM

I know, after meeting several BC's I thought "that's pefect for them!"

corgipower

Posted : 7/21/2008 3:11:13 PM

CORGI - Let me just sneak over here and find some food before the light is back on.

CoBuHe

Posted : 7/21/2008 3:41:47 PM

Having both a Lab and a GSD....these are right on! Too funny! Gotta love the cat's answer too!

Anonymous

Posted : 7/21/2008 4:00:48 PM

The Aussie had me rolling. If we leave the dog dishes down after the dogs eat, Luna will take them one by one into the dining room and put them in a little group. She also does this with toys left laying about and moves them under the dining room table in a nice little pile.