How Many Dogs Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Did you read this all the way through before posting it? I find the Irish Wolfhound EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.
 
While the others answers are jokes about perceptions of a breed THAT is a slam against an ethnic group.
 
I will PM you.
 
 

ORIGINAL: polarexpress

Did you read this all the way through before posting it? I find the Irish Wolfhound EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.

While the others answers are jokes about perceptions of a breed THAT is a slam against an ethnic group.

I will PM you.

Yup. I am not horribly offended, but I would not pass that particular one on. I also never cared for the Taco Bell chihuahua, either.

OTOH, just file that away and be sure to remove those two that refer to ethnic groups. I have seen this one before and my favorite one is the cocker spaniel. []

I didn't think there were any dogs small enough to screw in a light bulb, though. []

The shiba inu is still screaming and didn't hear you ask him to change the light bulb.

You know what, I don't know.  What's to be so offended about.  It's pretty much common knowledge Irish like to drink. So what?? That would be like me as an Italian being offended by any of the numerous jokes, implications, assumptions that surround them.  Lighten up.

ORIGINAL: willowchow

You know what, I don't know.  What's to be so offended about.  It's pretty much common knowledge Irish like to drink. So what?? That would be like me as an Italian being offended by any of the numerous jokes, implications, assumptions that surround them.  Lighten up.

Hey, we all gotta be offended by something, right? Life's not worth living if you don't take things the wrong way.

Look, I was offended by the store MacFrugal's, but they changed the name to Big Lots. Makes one wonder... and I still shopped there, LOL!

As for the Irish, alcoholism is worldwide. Not just in Ireland. I bet every single person on this board has a relative or close friend, husband, sibling who is an alcoholic. I just don't find that joke funny.

its a joke & i didn't write it, i just thought that it was cute. i'm german, you know how many hilter jokes i got when i was a kid? if i would have known that people would have gotten upset, i never would have posted it.

Aside from the references to a couple of nationality stereotypes, those comments are poking fun at traits that make each breed unique.  I found it funny.

I as well found it humorous, rather than offensive, and I'm mostly Irish.  Every ethnicity has some stereotypes....

I'm Mexican AND Scottish - I could be prickling all the time if I felt like it. The only thing about Yo quiero Taco Bulb is that the joke is almost so old that a lot of younger internet users are probably going, "Um, what?"

Scottish Deerhound (having employed the Border Collie, of course): "I dinna care how many o' ye it takes tae screw it in. Just make cartain ye only use one bulb, lad."

I agree this is funny and been around for YEARS! 
 
Here are some more:
 
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
 
Kerry Blue: I'll get that bulb outta there - hey! you want the fixture too? Wait a minute - lets get these wire thingies out while we're at it - I'll be with you in a minute . . . .
Jack Russell Terrier: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Bulldog: Just one. But it takes him three years to do it.
Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!
Pomeranians don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.
Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Australian Shepherd: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Scottish Terrier: 48 'cause they're so short so they have to pile a whole bunch one on top of the other to get up to the ceiling, *unless* they can persuade you to get the ladder out of the garage by biting yer ankles!
Irish Setter: None. Irish Setters are lit up all the time so there's no need for light bulbs.
Shiba Inu: Won't change the light bulb and won't let anyone else change it either.
Beagle: They dont bother because it's more comfortable to sleep in the dark.
Border Collies: None. They just stare at it until it glows again.
German Shepherd: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!
Amstaff: Bounce! Take out old bulb. Bounce! Put in new bulb. Bounce! Hit light switch to check new bulb. Bounce! It works! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
Akita: You, yes, you there with the opposable thumbs, excuse me, but it is unusually dark in here, and I require it light. Do something about it immediately.
Basset Hound: If it isn't edible why bother?
Papillons: One to change the bulb, eight to cheer him on.
Irish Setters:

1. Burned out light bulb? Oh that is sooo funny! Sure. Lets all go change the bulb. How do you tell which one is burned out? Somebody bring the balloons!
   
2. At least two to drag the trampoline over to the light fixture.
   
3. Would need a German Shepherd dog to remember why they were there.

Poodles:

1. Maybe they are the ones with the trampoline.
   
2. But they would be arguing over who got to hold the bulb.

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Dobermans: Well, just one, but be prepared to come home to find the house completely rewired and the furniture probably rearranged to boot!
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: None, 'cause they're so cute they light up the room. And anyway, they couldn't be bothered to get off your lap!
Australian Terriers: Two. One to stand on the floor, the second to jump on top of the first, the first on top of the second, the second on top, of the first, until they reach the ceiling, so they can change the light bulb.
Labs: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeze, it's awful cute and I can tell it likes me. Can I?
Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

These are just so cute!

Border Collies: None. They just stare at it until it glows again.

 
HA! That's funny

Why do people get offended so easily.  It could be my generation as I am only 27 but don't you remember the old saying.  Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.  I know it's a old saying but it's true why waste your time worrying over something that wasn't meant to be offensive. Go love your dog!