Guyz, mai mom is not no fun rite now. Ai dunno if sumone stoled her best bone or wut, but she not playing wif me. We dunt even go too dog park n e moor. Pleez com play wif me when mom goez to skool tooday. I gots ballz and cookiez and relly fun toyz called "pollie pocketz" that my person-sister likez.
Dunt worree abowt mai grumpee sister Sasha. She will sleep wif grumpee catz and we can PLAY!!! .