jeano
Posted : 3/13/2008 11:19:35 PM
You are supposed to use it to get your dog home after say, they've been to the beach, are all sandy and covered with stinking fish slime, rotten seagull and some seaweed, not to mention being wet.
Right. So you call your dog, and then you try to put him into that suit, and of course you have to lean over him and stick his front feet in and meanwhile his rear end is swinging around and he's wiping lots of dead fish slime onto you and you now have a head print on your chest from leaning over him and you think you have his front feet in there, so you turn your head to get to the back feet and squat down and get a facefull of dead seagull goop. And he then pulls his feet out of the front feet and dances away nanny nanny boo boo!
So you say, "Wanna a cookie?" And he dances back, you squat down with the cookie in your mouth so you can give it to him and get the front feet in at the same time and he takes the cookie with a huge happy slurp and you realize: he's been EATING dead seagull, too.
By this time you are BOTH covered in sand, seaweed, stinking fish slime and rotten seagull. You throw the stupid suit in the back of the car, tell your dog to jump in and you drive home, hoping he'll just lie on the dang thing.
I figure that's about how that dog suit would work.