Goodbye, cruel forum (joke!)

Yours sounds very Brit LOL. Like something they'd say on Red Dwarf....I could picture Rimmer going off and saying that. The "fat cows" thing is definitely Britspeak....must be a generator run in the UK lol.

BTW hagfish are the vultures of the ocean...eels covered in slime...that slime allows them to enter orifices of their victims easily and eat them.

They are ugly...be warned.

http://www.lemonodor.com/scruz-2003-01-24/med/130-lo-hagfish.jpg

UndefinedMelody

If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back. Good Riddance!

 ROFL

That was funny!

UndefinedMelody

and since I write what I feel, without regard to content

That was pretty funny also!

Goodbye everyone, Since there has been discussion regarding whether or not my posts to this community are relevant, I have decided to no longer post here. i'm just not good enough If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back.  adios, pe**ejos .......

does anyone here speak enough spanish to be offended?

I think this is funny... I'm giggling up a storm over here.....

Goodbye everyone, IS THIS A GOOD ENOUGH CUT FOR ALL YOU HATERS???? well you're not better than anyone, everyone makes mistakes and has problems, none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that. You won't have me to kick around any more

Goodbye everyone, it's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. I feel that alot of you miss the point of this community. well you're not better than anyone, everyone makes mistakes and has problems, none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. You don't feel creative? Are your friends changing? Maybe life is different. Maybe that's good. Maybe you need to spend a few years alone. If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back. I hope all you fat cows die. I will never post here again.

 Hah....wow, that one's kinda all over the place.  I think the goddess line is pretty funny though.... :o)

Goodbye everyone, it's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. that was a disgusting waste of my inbox. Be happy with your commuinty of bitches, since you are the queen of them. Bye.  

TheDogHouseBCMPD

none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that.

and what is it with the mom comment? LOL that one is pretty funny also.

I think the page said it took those quotes from ACTUAL goodbye threads.  That's insane!  Appearantly people wrote crazy, off-the-wall stuff, I mean I know they do, but jeez-u-petes.

I don't get the mom thing either, but seeing it in the middle of all the other rant is kinda funny.   

"Goodbye everyone, Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. Insane well you're not better than anyone, everyone makes mistakes and has problems, none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back. I am soooo outta here. I left highschool a long time ago i don't need to be back there."

I especially enjoy the line "none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that." because that's some of the people on the horse forum.
 

OMG Cita, this is hilarious!!!!!

Here's mine!

Goodbye everyone, You people all absolutely disgust me. Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place.

You're not better than anyone, everyone makes mistakes and has problems, none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that. I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community's rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three?? Who cares???  Get over it!), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. I already know everything, anyway. 

To the rest, enjoy your illusions of moral and intellectual superiority. I'd rather waste my time in groups where people actually talk topics. If I were a hacker, I swear to Goddess you people and your stupid forum would be down tonight and never come back. I cannot believe that there is not another single person here with my charming sense of humor, incredible wit, & great personality.  You people are all pathetic. I am soooo outta here. I left highschool a long time ago i don't need to be back there.  I hope you all enjoy fondling yourselves, & singing Kumbaya.

 I notice that you can check the box that allows you to "create your own", but I didn't want to turn this into an "I'm leaving because all you correction- loving-bottom feeder puppy mill breeder-pregnant dog tied to a tree-how do I keep my kid from being bit by my dog when all he did was pull him out from the bed by the ears-people have gotten on my last clicked nerve."  Bahahahaha.  Very funny, Cita!!!!  Loved it.

Go for it Ann it is all in fun! I must admit I did a couple that I was unable to post.  Here is my contribution using the "create your own" it is sent in fun only and not as any direct comments to any paticualar person.

"Goodbye everyone, IS THIS A GOOD ENOUGH CUT FOR ALL YOU HATERS???? Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. Like a bad dog owners, like I am cruel and mean when in fact I love my dogs! They are my Children!!! well you're not better than anyone, everyone makes mistakes and has problems, none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that. I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community's rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. I am tired of the Golden Clicker and my inability to use it! To the rest, enjoy your illusions of moral and intellectual superiority. I'd rather waste my time in groups where people actually talk topics. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your (backside). I am soooo outta here. I left highschool a long time ago i don't need to be back there.  So long good bye I am off to correct my wicked wicked dogs and perhaps punish them by beating them with hotdogs until they beg for mercy at which time I will allow them to eat the hotdogs! "

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