Mindless Chatter - Sat

I've spend the day working on a signature for on here.  I finally got it made but then for some reason couldn't save it as a JPEG (so I couldn't upload it into PhotoBucket) .  I ended up having to open it in illustrator and save it to a PDF.  Then I downloaded a PDF converter so that I could make it into a JPEG .  I was so frustrated.  I think I spent more time figuring out how to make a JPEG then I did trying to make the siggy!  Anyway, it maybe too big for on here, so mods if it is....how do I make it smaller, but not too small?

I hope that I'm just a ghost at this point and that my body doesn't REALLY hurt this bad!  Ouch.

OK, I tried the snowshoes again and landed on my face several times before I gave up.  Started off pretty good but coming down off a huge mountain of snow I stepped on one with the other and went *** over applecart down the other side!  Ouch.  Then I stepped over a fence (all but the top few inches is buried the snow is so deep....you guessed it, caught the back foot on the fence and *** over applecart yet again.  Even just walking I kept stepping on myself and kissing the snow.  Likely melted a bit cussing at my clumsiness too.  But, the dogs had a ball out there, romping and playing in the fresh snow.

glenmar

But, the dogs had a ball out there, romping and playing in the fresh snow.

And enjoying the pratfalls provided by you. I liked the other idea that you might put a few of the bigger dogs in harness and have them pull you out of your snowy grave.