What religion is your dog..... (JOKE)

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    What religion is your dog..... (JOKE)


    Ever mindful of the congregation, the Baptist ;preacher and his wife
    decided to get a new dog, and knew that the dog also had to be a
    Baptist.

    They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally,
     they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they
     wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the ;pastor and his wife.

    "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf,
     scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

    "Now find ;Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the
     floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his ;paws, leafed through
     and finding the correct ;passage, ;pointed to it with his ;paw.

    The ;pastor and his wife were very impressed and ;purchased the dog.

     That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The ;pastor and his
     wife  began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses.
     The visitors were very impressed.

     One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?"

     "I haven't tried yet," the ;pastor replied. He ;pointed his finger at
     the dog. "HEEL!" the ;pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a
    chair, ;placed one ;paw on the ;pastor's forehead and began to howl.

    The ;pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"
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    ~LMAO~  Too funny
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    Way too funny!!!
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    LOL  Keep them comeing!!!!
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    Oh that is good.
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    Forgive me, but I don't get it?
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    That's okay Doggi2 - no need to apologize.  When I posted I hoped I wouldn't offend anyone- being raised in the south with the Baptists I thought it was funny.  It's probably because this is a cultural/regional type joke.  Unless you grew up watching faith healer's on tv you wouldn't have a frame of reference for the punchline. 
     
    Does anyone else have other dog jokes to share?  I am sure we could all use the laughter.