Okay, I had a margarita earlier, so maybe this isn't quite as funny sober but . . .
Petrock posting
I have posted pictures of him (recent) Please somebody, I have to re home as I am moving and need money for my breast implants, as I have gotten a new job as a vegas showgirl and it is contingent on my surgery, oh and I need lipo
to be followed by . . .
Hello, I was wondering if you had any hybrid rock babies? My daughter has been begging me for a rockapoo for ages. I would prefer that it's not spayed or neutered though as I think it's important for my daughter to experience the miracle of life. Not to mention, I'm sure my rockapoo will be so lovely that everyone will want one just like it :)
My daughter was allergic to the last rock we had, so that's why I think we will try a designer breed this time. And we are moving to a new apartment in a few months. I hope the new landlord doesn't mind. I'm sure once they see our rockapoo they will think it's so adorable that they won't have a problem with it. I could always hide it from them if they have issues. But I NEED to have this by Christmas, so email me right away!!!!
Oh, I'm a single mom and can't afford much either. So if you could give it to me for free and pay for all the food, shots, toys, collar and leash that would be great! Thanks!
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