I could have put this in the "Round the Camp Fire" section, but decided it would get more traffic here and I would like to share it with as many people as possible! 
Ingredients:
1 cup of water , 1 tsp baking soda , 1 cup
of sugar , 1 tsp salt , 1 cup of brown sugar , Lemon juice 4 large eggs , Nuts
, 1 bottle tequila , 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take
a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup
of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the
tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer
thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off floor. Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups
of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink -whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,
throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the
cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS! ![]()