You might want to grab a snack and a drink before viewing. I have a lot of pics and stories to tell. Like to see and hear it? Here it goes. I went to Indiana Beach/Monticello Indiana. I rented a lakefront apartment. We got there on Sunday around 6pm. Here's a view of the sky....
We had a visitor....
Since it was late and still warm out, we went for a swim. Shelby and Souffle were just chillin' by the pool side...
I tried drowning the kids but the pool wasn't deep enough...
And you can see a video of those fruitloops making a whirlpool by clicking [link
http://sekcszoo.com/IndianaBeachMovie.avi]here[/link].
Remember the visitor? Well she came back on Monday.... with friends...
Since my cousin was the one who started feeding them, they began to follow him around. Henceforth, he was renamed the "Bread Master"...
"Feed me Bread Master!"
Indiana Beach has a paddleboat ferry that goes all around the lake...
We go to the amusement park and the Boy became a stud... 2 girls asked to ride with him on the Tilt a Whirl...
Now this is the best part of Indiana Beach. They have these enormous, gluttonous fish called Bugle Bass which I believe is a fancy name for Carp....
As you can see, they love to eat. They eat so much that all you see is a sea of mouths...
"FEED ME!! I ONLY ATE 3,000 TIMES TODAY!!"
I took a video of the gluttons doing their past time favorite, eating of course, and you can watch it by clicking [link
http://sekcszoo.com/IndianaBeach2Movie.avi]here[/link].
Indiana Beach also has a boat and ski show. I don't think these dudes are professionals... more like nutjobs who like to act a fool on boats and waverunners. Take this guy for example. Here he is riding along...
And then the crazy bastage decided to set himself on fire...
And here he is cruisin around ablaze...
This is as close the Boy will get to driving an automobile...
Here's a view of the amusement park from the paddleboat ferry...
Here's a picture of the damn dam [

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For some ungodly reason, someone obviously not in their right mind rented a waverunner to these idiots...
While those two were pretending to be Evel Knievel on the waverunner, we decided to do some fishing. After spending damn near eternity fishing, we finally caught one...
Since these two couldn't get enough of that daredevil stuff, they decided to go on a ride that shoots up in the air really fast...
Today was a rather gloomy day and since today was our last day there, I decided to get up at the buttcrack of dawn to go fishing. Good thing I did because the fish were really biting today. Shelby and I had a mother/daughter fishing moment...
We had to be out of there at 10am and I told those flapjacks not to stay up late. Did they listen to me? Hell to the no. So they got a Bluegill Fish Wake Up Call...
Not only did the kids oversleep, so did Souffle...
I decided to go back outside to do more fishing and I took Souffle with me. He's keeping an eye on the bobber for me...
The visitors came over for breakfast...
And here comes the Goose Gang...
Nina Monkeybutt woke up and wanted to see the ducks and geese. Do you remember the Gruesomes, Fred Flinstones neighbors? Doesn't Nina look like Little Goblin in this picture?
So that was our vacation. You can see LOTS more pics by clicking [link
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rodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/psychosekc/my_photos]here[/link]. If you want to learn more about Indiana Beach, click [link
http://www.indianabeach.com]here[/link]. And I end this with Shelby giving the Boy a post vacation hump. I'm telling ya... she's not all there...