A female "terminology" guide for men...

    • Gold Top Dog
    OMG, this is hilarious! Love love love it...must forward to friends. [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    I think that I am going to print those & post them on the fridge.  Those are great!
    • Gold Top Dog
    These remind me of a comedy routine I saw by, I think it was Richard Janney, about how when women start to get angry with them that men should react like it's a hotel fire, . . . stay low, look for the nearest exit. So when DH is starting to peeve me I'll say "Beep, beep. That's the smoke alarm going off." just so he knows he's getting into dangerous territory!
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: MhadDog

    ORIGINAL: cyclefiend2000

    ORIGINAL: Ixas_girl

    Haha!

    So, if women speak in code, why is it that men simply just *say what they mean*? [8D]


    cause we're too busy for trivialities. [:D]



    And yet you had time to respond to this thread? [:D]



    hello pot. [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: cyclefiend2000

    hello pot. [:D]



    LOL!
    • Gold Top Dog
    hahaahaa!
    • Gold Top Dog
    BS! Five minutes to a guy means several things.  There is the "all the bases are loaded in the ninth" five, the "double overtime " five, the "just one more email" five...need I go on?[:D]

    The double overtime five has cost me many of the first HALF HOUR of a movie I wanted to tape back in the VCR days![:@]