sl2crmeg
Posted : 1/8/2007 6:48:08 PM
Dear rwbeagles,
The best way to make a steak:
1. Lay quietly on the couch while mom starts marinating the steak.
2. Ferociously bark like the mailman is at the door, like, LOUD. This distracts mom and makes her go look out the blinds.
3. While mom is looking out of the blinds, steal the steak off the counter.
4. When mom notices you have the steak, drag it out the doggie door and into the dirt.
5. Consume steak that is now covered in sticks and dirt and leaves.
Love, Pirate