calliecritturs
Posted : 10/8/2007 6:05:17 PM
TRUE CALLIE STORY:
A friend of mine has two female mixes (they were stationed in Guam an both dogs are 'boonie dogs' -- a variety of feral dog 'native' that they adopted while hubby was in the service). Both are medium/large sized dogs. These folks live in suburban large-city, USA.
One day after coming back from their walk (this lady is positively religious about 'scooping' because she's been on their HOA board) and she gets this phone call from one of her 'old biddy' neighbors -- nasty nasty voice saying "I SAW YOU!!!! ***YOU*** DIDN'T SCOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"huh? I beg your pardon? We just got back and neither dog pooped -- so ... no, because they didn't go!"
"***I**** SAW THEM!! and <<>> DID ***NOT*** SCOOP!!!"
"now just wait a second -- meet me outside and SHOW me what I missed -- I'm always faithful to scoop every single time they poop and neither Zero nor Corsair went this time!!!"
So yeah, she meets this old biddy out on the street and the woman is poking thru grass for this imaginary poop. And she's being REAL nasty. My friend realized the spot DID look familiar however ....
"You know -- my girls DID go here ... but they did not poop, they peed!!!"
"I SAW THEM -- they POOPED -- they did NOT pee!!! THEY DID *****NOT**** LIFT THEIR LEG!!!"
"Ma'am -- they're girls. They squat -- they don't lift their legs. Males do that ... not females. What you saw was my girls peeding. They hunch over when they poop -- they SQUAT to pee!"
"Oh".
The lady turned around and walked away.
True story -- promise. Now ... do you really want your boy to lift his leg??? *grin* Keep the world guessing -- it's FUN!!!