I've got a 10 y/o GSD that refuses to throw up.
It all started about 3 years ago. After taking her out, we came back in and as I was getting ready to shower (meaning I had no clothes on) I heard her start hacking and retching so as I ran back into the other room (all the while pulling clothes on) she threw up. I then biatched and complained about the timing and almost breaking my neck while trying to let her out. I cleaned up the puke, gave her some loving, took a shower and went to work.
Since then...
She will not throw up while I'm around. Example... We'll be out for a walk and I notice she starts the doggie puking ritual. She will keep her mouth shut and swallow it than let it out. I've even let her off the leash to give her space but no. She then comes back to me with strands of doggie puke dangling from her muzzle.
How in the hell am I supposed to do anything about this? I can't praise her for puking in the house when I come home because it will be well after the fact. I can't praise her for puking outside when I'm around because she won't puke.
The thing that pisses me off the most is that it's because I yelled after she puked inside but that was almost three friggin years ago!
I'm starting to think prozac will be the only solution.
Any help is appreciated.