The weirdest thing your dog ever ate

Oh no! I hope Bevo feels better soon!
 
My minpin caught and crunched up a koi (about 8" long) right in front of me and I thought the same thing- do you know how much that cost me ya daffy dog!?
 

I think this is my favorite thread yet!!!  I laughed a hundred times already.  Jax ate a whole bag of Reese's peanut butter cups a few Halloween's ago and I never would have noticed it missing till I found the wrappers all over the yard in his poop.  And he knew I knew at that point when I started yelling at him and he looked at me like "WHAT"?   When he was a few months old he jumped into the dishwasher all the darn time.  It was hell cleaning up after meals with him in the kitchen.  He got a mouthful of Cascade once and was foaming all over the place.  I was hysterical and called the vet emergency line for help.  I had take him outside and give him hydrogyen peroxide and did he regret that more than Cascade.  But he was safe.  Then when my now 23 yr old son was a teenager, he was on Accutane for Acne.  And the pills were hard to pop out of the packaging.  Sure enough, one flew thru the air and Jax caught it mid flight.  I called hysterical again knowing how toxic this stuff is and deforms a fetus if exposed to it.  They said put him in a dark room that its too late to do anything but let him be till morning.  It causes brain swelling and headaches.  Poor Jax wasn't feeling well and was sort of out of it for a day or so.  But again survived it.   They told me they had a Parrot who ate an Accutane pill and survived so they felt Jax would make it fine. 

Max has found nothing he would not eat. Anything that fits in his mouth is fair game for him.

Gingerbread has shredded and eaten pieces of puppy pads, toliet paper, a bible (the one my husband has since he was a little kid), and phonebook.

I kept puppyproofing the room more and each time that I thought there was nothing else he could possibly get into, he found something. One night I came home to a dark bedroom thinking- "how could I have forgotten to leave the light on" and looked down to see the lamp unplugged and the cord CHEWED THROUGH. I had a small heart attack. [:-] He had also chewed almost all the way through the babygate. That was a few months ago and the last time he stayed out of his crate when we're gone. [&:]

I posted it under another topic here in health.  laast night Honey ATE my hubby's entire wallet.  She was alseep back here on  the bed and we had company.  After my DIL and granddaugther left i came back and found a mess on the bed.  She had chewed two corners off my hubby's visa card and also off his criver's license, ripped up a number of pieces of paper with phone numbrs on them, but luckily didn't chew up his company gas card and other company things, $30 cash, nor the pictures, tho she did pull the picture section out of the wallet.  Also on the bed were two metal stips, sharp on the sides, pointed on one end that would have done serious damage had she swallowed them.  Hubby said they are splinter removers and he did only h ave the 2 in his wallet.  There was a little bit of the liner fabric, but not a micro piece of leather.  She h ad eaten every bit of the leather and i suspect some plastic from the different sections.

i called my vet at once--he is great and always on call--and he asked me a number of questions and was pretty sure she would be okay as her tummy was full as she had eaten n ot to long  efore.  But he did have me give her several slices of plain bread and come in this morning and pick up some cans of Science Diet w/d.  He told me last night that if she acted in the least bit unusual I was to  call and get her in. If she tried and couldn't, or had a hard time pooping this morning, or if there was blood, i was to bring her right in.  Her poop  was normal and i didn't find anything in it.  She ate breakfast and supper and snagged a napkin out of the trash which i had to take from her.  We stay right with her when she goes outside so we can examine h er poop.
 
PS  She had never done anything like this before in the 4 years we have had her.  She snagged the wallet off the dresser.

My boxer likes to get into used feminine hygiene products and eat them when I forget to keep the trash locked up. She has also eaten a couch and goes through telephone "phases" where she will destroy telephones. Once when I wasn't home, my grandmother apparently called and Nicki "answered" the phone. My grandmother said she could hear Nicki on the other end. I swear she makes long distance calls to Japan.
 
My French bulldog Graison likes to eat dog poo, but only Tempyst's, so I have to watch him. He will also eat books. Tempsyt will each books also. She and Graison are the ones that get into things together. They are both still young and puppyish so I don't put anything past the 2 of them.  Lets see they have gotten a hold of dog nail clippers, a chair cushion, their dog beds, sticks that they bring into the house and destroy, dog collars are fair game, anything they can play tug of war with....etc.
 
My other 2, Bentley and Fahren, are the well-behaved children and don't get into things. Though Bentley did once snatch a chicken bone off my plate and ended up with bloat (that was fun...and of course he didn't learn his lesson)

Stanley doesn't eat a single inappropriate thing in the house... never gets into trash, never chews anything he's not supposed to chew. But outside he's a devil! The worst thing he eats is human feces [:'(] That I hate more than anything else 'cause the smell lingers so long and I can't be near him for HOURS after the fact. I don't go to the park w/ him after sunset for that reason...