DougB
Posted : 7/30/2012 7:10:14 PM
Yes, that is a regular occurrence. Our Possible Snow Season is October to May. PSS is a religious time, when many Minnesotans indulge in Hibernation, a quiet and introspective time. Regular chanting of "cold enough for ya", punctuated with the occasional "Ufdah" can be heard from people doing the icy sidewalk shuffle while begging for tickets to Florida or for the loan of a set of jumper cables and a shovel. Our problem isn't that the snow stays, but rather that we stay.
Piper is a 35lb ESS who is a little spoiled. As she is 12, her work load is declining. As I am 65, so is mine. We do a little bird hunting. When we get tired, we go home.
This sums up MN:
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.