Well, one hint...don't stick a silent i in a name. My name is spelled Marlania, but it's pronounced without the i ...mar-lana. At this point in my life, I respond to any name that starts with an M. lol I really think there's a day that goes by where someone doesn't ask me something about my name. And poor Addisen was just screwed with her last name because it is very odd for this area, which is dominated by French names.

I'm late to the conversation, but I haven't been on in a while. I had a section for Addisen. The induction didn't work so 17 hours later, I was rolled into the OR. By that point, I was a nervous wreck, so I didn't care what happened as long as it was over lol. If I had to go natural, I would, but honestly, I didn't have a bad experience with a section.

I love white, but it's definitely a no-go here. I'm currently renovating a house I purchased, and when picking colors for tile, I think, "Hmm...does this match the dog hair?" Sad, really. lol

I'm stupid enough to chase her around the house trying to keep clothes on her. Brett gives up and lets her run in a diaper. Maybe I should just pick my battles lol.

Our Walmarts have never had anniversary sales! I'm jealous!

We sprouted tons of mushrooms last week due to all of the rain we had recently. Usually, we knock them down, but if they're around when I'm cutting grass, I like to run them over because they make a funny "shooooooooooooooooooooof" sound when they fly out of the mower. Ahh, it's the little things that amuse me.

I should be in bed reading. I have a great book ready to go, and all of the dogs are asleep. Instead, I'm on here to share what I witnessed earlier. Addisen is 2 now, and her ability to strip naked in a few seconds is incredible. So as I'm in the kitchen, I hear here coming down the hall. I take a peek, and she's butt-naked, dragging two huge teddy bears with her. Thankfully, she been in bed for a while now, fully clothed. Well, I assumed she's fully clothed, but she could have stripped

Love the cute tongue pic.

The new season of House starts soon. I also watch Intervention and Hoarders.

I would have taken that opportunity to ask him something fake but embarrassing like, "Is it true that daily coffee drinking makes you impotent? Have you experienced that?"