How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

• 07-21-2008 3:46 PM

  BlackLabbie Joined on 01-28-2008 South of Boston Posts 1,138 Points 175

  How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact I just found this online, thought it was cute...actually, on this website, http://www.petsplace.co.za/humour.htm, there's a couple cute sayings and jokes that have to do with dogs. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?   BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.   DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!   ROTTWEILER: Make me!   BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in  the dark.   LAB: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!   GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.   JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm  bouncing off the walls and furniture.   OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light.   POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........   COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.   CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.   AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.........   GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?   THE CAT'S ANSWER: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People  change light bulbs.  So, the real question is "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"   ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE  MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.   If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. ~Author Unknown

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• 07-21-2008 4:04 PM

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  AuroraLove Joined on 11-26-2007 Posts 1,156 Points 330	Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact   Oh the best were the Border Collie and Australian Shepherd replies, LOL they had me cracking up! If there was a pit bull one it'd say... APBT: light bulb? Ooh is that edible?
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• 07-21-2008 4:07 PM

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  BlackLabbie Joined on 01-28-2008 South of Boston Posts 1,138 Points 175	Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact I know, after meeting several BC's I thought "that's pefect for them!" If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. ~Author Unknown
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• 07-21-2008 4:11 PM

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  corgipower Joined on 09-10-2007 new jersey Posts 780 Points 0	Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact CORGI - Let me just sneak over here and find some food before the light is back on. Proud member of the tenth place CISRA 2008 team!! tweleve.org corgipower.com My Dog Votes!
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• 07-21-2008 4:41 PM

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  CoBuHe Joined on 08-03-2007 Southeast Texas Posts 893 Points 35	Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact Having both a Lab and a GSD....these are right on!  Too funny!  Gotta love the cat's answer too!
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• 07-21-2008 5:00 PM

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  Pit_Pointer_Aussie Joined on 04-13-2007 Upstate New York Posts 1,129 Points 125	Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact The Aussie had me rolling. If we leave the dog dishes down after the dogs eat, Luna will take them one by one into the dining room and put them in a little group. She also does this with toys left laying about and moves them under the dining room table in a nice little pile.  It's just a better life with dogs.
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• 07-21-2008 7:47 PM

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  dgriego Joined on 05-19-2007 New Mexico Posts 1,790 Points 1,095

  Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact Dogo : I will hold the lightbulb down while you change it Vizsla: Change the light bulb? Surely you mean fetch the light bulb? THROW IT!!! COME ON THROW IT!!! Owned by: Gunnar the Bee Eating Vizsla and Hektor the Pig Dawg Dogo Argentino "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though. ..." -- Barack Obama

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• 07-23-2008 2:42 PM

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  diane303 Joined on 09-10-2007 SW Michigan Posts 866 Points 130	Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact   BlackLabbie: POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........ Actually, a good English Pointer would say, "A "Lightbulb", is that part of the quail family? If it doesn't have feathers, I just can't be bothered."
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• 07-23-2008 2:51 PM

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  Jewlieee Joined on 03-23-2007 MI Posts 5,727 Points 4,170	Re: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Reply Contact corgipower: CORGI - Let me just sneak over here and find some food before the light is back on.     haha that is SO true! The aussie, BC and GSD responses are perfect lol
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