False I have had NO APPETITE today. I ave barely et a thing. I'll do some chilli n jackets for DH tho.
yeah I'll zip across to NDR and post now, was hoping to catch it on film but he just LOOKED at me as if to say "Have I got Performing Monkey written on my T-shirt? Well then." and he wouldn't do it again. Ah well 
TPBM is cooing and "ahhh" ing over their ridicluously cute pet 
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." (Pratchett, Jingo)
"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'" - Fred Jungclaus