First thing that woke me up about an hour ago at 3 am was the crash of rubbermaid falling from the ceiling. Do you know how hard it is to keep rubbermaid taped to the ceiling???? Once I got it reattached and I'm trying to go back to sleep I hear the scurrying.
At first I think it's in the room with me and got out from the rubbermaid and that's what made it fall. I search high and low, listening. Then I realize the sound is in the ceiling above me. Greeeat. I go up to my attic (walk up, a bedroom really) and there it is at the top of the stairs on the carpet. (The pics are blurry because my hands were shaking -- still are!)


So, I trap it and take it outside and put it on the deck railing (which I'd read to do because they have to drop down off something to fly). It crawls to the edge and then drops to the ledge below.
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I didn't actually see it fly away because it stayed there for a while and I wanted to make sure there weren't any more live ones in the attic or my bedroom. So I go back to the attic and pull of the only 2 access panels I have, shine the flashlight around, don't see a thing, breathe a sigh of relief thinking, okay, these are just stray ones, making their way in through the busted vent and once I get that fixed all will be good.
That's when I hear it......
In the still quiet of night and darkness, above my head, in the walls and in the attic.....
LOTS of scurrying and squeaking...........
FREAKING SHOOT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!! 
I'm all for being environmentally responsible and keeping beneficial creatures alive and all, but I cannot deal with that kind of noise and stray bats INSIDE my house until August. I won't sleep a wink and will have perpetual willies! Not to mention the animals, I worry about them going after something and getting bitten. I worry about waking up with one in my hair.
I should have listened to my daughter!!!! About a month ago she came down late at night and said there was something in the walls, she could hear scratching. I figured it was raccoons or squirrels running across the roof, which we get sometimes. NOPE. Bats. I got bats in my belfry!!!
Corvus, help!!! What can I do??? Was the wildlife person right, will the mommas take the babies away if I put ammonia-soaked rags in the attic? I went looking today and I don't know what gives but I could not find ammonia anywhere??? Is there a way to get them to relocate if there's babies or do I just have to wait it out? Do I have ANY options???
Wahhhhhhh!!!!! 
Sidebar: You know. Every single summer, I plan on doing some home renovation project. I save up my money, get all my ducks in a row. And every single summer, something comes along and screws it up! Cars, kids, medical, something. Now it's bat abatement. Bye bye wood floors.

30 lbs. by Christmas, down 4.2 lbs., 25.8 to go!!!
