Ah, thanks guys
Edit: I have some more 

It's NOT a flapjack. It's a GRANOLA BAR. And they are HEALTHY!! (That is our story and we are sticking to it!)

Wow, that fla.... I mean, GRANOLA BAR must be DELICIOUS 

He's going to be driving before me at this rate 
"Don't I look SMART?
"
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." (Pratchett, Jingo)
"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'" - Fred Jungclaus