Got my passport all ready, look!
Tricky these foreign cars... the steerer is on the wrong side!!
Hooray we're off!
In my sun hat
On the sun lounger
Paddling... watch out toes's there's a crab!
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." (Pratchett, Jingo)
"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'" - Fred Jungclaus