Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude??

• 05-13-2008 1:57 PM

  rwbeagles Joined on 09-10-2007 DFW, TX Posts 14,903 Points 2,035	Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Yeah guy...bad idea. ARTICLE Gina H. dog.community Moderator "Carne Asada, is not a crime."
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• 05-13-2008 2:02 PM

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  VanMorrison Joined on 07-02-2007 Probably North of you... Posts 1,264 Points 770	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Um...I don't know how to respond to that.  I have soooo many questions!
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• 05-13-2008 2:03 PM

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  rwbeagles Joined on 09-10-2007 DFW, TX Posts 14,903 Points 2,035	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Be happy to answer em...first tho I gotta get this food outta my teeth...where's me bazooka? Gina H. dog.community Moderator "Carne Asada, is not a crime."
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• 05-13-2008 2:20 PM

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  scrubsfiend Joined on 09-10-2007 DFW area Posts 637 Points 180	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Note to self: choose corner of walls before deadly weapon when deciding what to scratch my back with!  Man, who'd have thought the gun wasn't a good idea? I guess asking one of his buddies to lend a hand was just wayyyy out of the question. Amy "A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog" - Charles Doran
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• 05-13-2008 2:25 PM

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  rwbeagles Joined on 09-10-2007 DFW, TX Posts 14,903 Points 2,035	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact One drunk man, asking another to scratch him, and there being a gun in the vicinity, in Tx...LOL. That might've made the news in other ways! Gina H. dog.community Moderator "Carne Asada, is not a crime."
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• 05-13-2008 3:42 PM

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  chelsea_b Joined on 09-10-2007 Costa Mesa, CA Posts 2,739 Points 280

  Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Oh wow.. Now that is pretty special... I have a story that's not quite SO special...namely because he wasn't drunk, he was actually brain damaged..and he didn't use a gun..jesus.. My dad had this accident in his mid-20's, he did some sort of construction work and one time he was helping to unload some huge metal pipes out of a truck when they fell on him, mainly on his head. He was in the hospital a couple weeks, and the first day he was out, my Mom (and btw, they had two daughters under 2 or 3) caught him SHOVING A METAL COAT HANGER IN HIS EAR! Apparently his ear itched, and that's all he could think to scratch it with.. I'd like to say he got better..but he was always kind of dopey..though certainly not coat-hanger-in-the-ear dopey... I know it seems terrible to make fun of a guy who had a head injury..but...without getting into details..I don't feel bad. Chelsea &

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• 05-13-2008 3:58 PM

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  gradyupmybutt Joined on 09-10-2007 Pennsylvania Posts 8,471 Points 845	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact I nominate him for the '08 Darwin Awards.
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• 05-13-2008 5:52 PM

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  lorib Joined on 09-10-2007 Posts 2,577 Points 0

  Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Yeah, but for the Darwin Awards, you actually have to REMOVE yourself from the gene pool! I suspect he shot himself in the butt.  Hmmmm...can you hear those "fish" stories? ROFLLL :Yup, I was shot while getting out of the hot neighbor's bed! The old man grabbed his 44 and BLAM!"  Yep, the gun will get bigger and the wound will be worse as time goes on.

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• 05-13-2008 6:04 PM

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  gradyupmybutt Joined on 09-10-2007 Pennsylvania Posts 8,471 Points 845	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Ah, he was just warming up.  It just shows that he had no brains which is the first step to being a Darwin nominee.  :o)
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• 05-13-2008 6:17 PM

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  CoBuHe Joined on 08-03-2007 Southeast Texas Posts 887 Points 35	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact rwbeagles: One drunk man, asking another to scratch him, and there being a gun in the vicinity, in Tx...LOL. That might've made the news in other ways! HI-larious!  Beins that I lives in Texas...I get yor meanin' li'l lady. What a doofus in that article.
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• 05-14-2008 9:22 AM

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  janet_rose Joined on 09-10-2007 DFW area, Texas Posts 3,748 Points 330	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Somebody needs to hammer some common sense into that guy.
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• 05-14-2008 10:32 AM

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  ron2 Joined on 09-10-2007 far north central Texas Posts 9,827 Points 500

  Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact janet_rose: Somebody needs to hammer some common sense into that guy.   Will that actually help a guy that would think to scratch his back with a loaded revolver? While many revolvers do not have safeties, the spring action on double action is pretty tough. So, did he have it on single action, which requires a mere finger flick to fire when he was scratching his back? Maybe next time, he'll be scratching his head. The way you treat your dog in this life determines your place in heaven. - chukchi proverb

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• 05-14-2008 10:38 AM

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  snownose Joined on 09-29-2006 Michigan to Southeast Posts 5,178 Points 405	Re: Did it really itch THAT BADLY, dude?? Reply Contact Revolvers actually scare me and I own a gun......
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