I survived the scariest creepy event of the night and earned the right to say I am the dog mom of the year in this house.
How does one earn such a title you ask? It is simple. Just follow the 8 easy steps below.
1. Buy your dog a set of nice marrow bones and give him one when you get home on Friday at 3pm.
2. Watch said dog go off with his tail a waggin to "bury it" somewhere in the house.
3. Forget about said bone and do your own thing.
4. Spend a glorious day doing all kinds of things. No thoughts of bones, at all.
5. Go into the bedroom to change for bed and not bat one eyelash when your dog jumps on the bed, peels off the covers, exposes your pillows and joyfully grabs his now "marinate for optimum taste under a humans pillows for 31 hours, extra seasonings will be added if your human sleeps on it and does not know" marrow bone.
6. Share a similar look with your dog.. His: Oh good it's perfect!.. Mine: "Perfect!"
7. Wait! I get wife of the year too, because I did not beat the DH profusely about the head and ears while he laughed hysterically at me.
8. Calmly walk to the trunk and get a new pillow case.
Sigh....hehe it was very funny. I had actually teased the DH that Kord was going to bury it under his pillow.
Paybacks are a bitch.
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