Unwelcome visitor at 40-weeks...

Eat lots of fruit - canned, fresh, whatever you can get your hands on (grapes work good).  It will probably give you the runs but at least it won't hurt coming out and give the roid a chance to heal.  Tucks work good when you have to go but not very flattering carrying around the jar at work.

Funny story - after DH watched me deliver, he said, "Oh, by the way, I think you have two of them now."  Gee, thanks honey!

LMBO...oh he SO would have gotten kicked if that were me!

Another overshare - I also have a "skin tag" in that area that isn't terribly attractive either - I feel like my insides are slowly just coming out!  I wish my body would get that it isn't my "insides" I want out, it's WHAT'S INSIDE that I want out!!!!  LOL

Some comedian....male of course...had a funny bit about his preggy wife:

"She's HUGE now...and she's due in a few days...we think she'll be overdue because it's our first. Sometimes I have nightmares...that this whole thing will never end, and it's like a horror movie. I'll go to bed and kiss her goodnight and wake up and there'll be this ENORMOUS bald wrinkly baby in the bed staring at me....

I scream and say "WHERE'S MY WIFE!" and the baby laughs and says "Shhheee's inside of ME now"

Oh yeah...that was a funny bit...and one only the very pregnant or spouses of...would understand LOL.

SNORT!

OMG Gina!!!!!