Transgender Dog

Why on earth would you want to do that?  Surely, you're joking???

 Assuming this is not a joke, what makes you think this?

toxdoc2b

We believe we have a transgender female great dane wanting to be a male

To make her/his outside match what she/he is feeling on the inside.  And and to let him/her to know that we are accepting/open minded owners.

She/he has a preference for female dogs and a preference for blue leashes over pink ones. 

toxdoc2b

and a preference for blue leashes over pink ones. 

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toxdoc2b

She/he has a preference for female dogs and a preference for blue leashes over pink ones. 

Riiiiiiight, that totally means that she's transgender. 

I say that if you've got more money than brains, & a vet who has very questionable ethics, then go for it!

 Most vets I've dealth with have questionable ethics.  Suggesting vaccines for diseases that adult dogs are not susceptible to (Corona Virus), just to make more money.  They have a conflict of interest with selling medication.  They charge $60 for vaccines that cost $5.

toxdoc2b

She/he has a preference for female dogs and a preference for blue leashes over pink ones. 

OMG! I like the company of women over men and blue is my favourite colour. I'm transgendered? Who knew. 

First off, dogs are color blind.  Second, maybe the female dogs she's met are more intelligent than the male dogs or match her in drive.  (Cos it doesn't sound like she's intellectually challenged by her guardians to be honest.)

If you don't think your vet charges fairly -- go elsewhere.

But don't bother to post such incredibly offensive garbage and waste our time in your search for a place to vent for entertainment.  You might actually find people here who care, and who try to help.  But making offensive, inaccurate sexual comments -- it's inappropriate and ... just plain not necessary. 

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Thanks all!

 *content removed, nonsense, inflammatory*

ROFLMBO!!!  Thanks for the chuckle!  I needed that.

*content removed, again.*

Tox...it is obvious you are here to play games...and that is a shame. This is a wonderful forum...and if you actually took the time to make a serious post, you might see that.

But, that said...I have a feeling you know our rules pretty well, from your last stint here. That you choose to simply ignore them is also a shame.